That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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