I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.