Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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