chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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