Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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