Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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