I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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