Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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