i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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