the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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