did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm getting married
To pizza
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
How does one acquire holy water?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
My life is pants optional.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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