No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
two words: eviction party
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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