Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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