Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
What a dumb baby whore.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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