I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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