it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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