6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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