STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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