You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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