You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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