Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
