would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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