Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
