hotel room ftw
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
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And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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