fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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