I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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