Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I have post one night stand depression
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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