East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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