this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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