when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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