very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
