The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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