Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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