gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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