After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
