if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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