She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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