I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Shame - the story of my life.
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