so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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