So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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