she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
