Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
do nipples grow back?
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