Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
bring money and cleavage
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Randomize
