alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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