Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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