She announced her abortion via fbk
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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