I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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