She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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