I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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