doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Porn is love you can see.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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