Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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