I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
