You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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