HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Randomize
